Mr Anonymous Updates

 Mr Anonymous has reappeared in my inbox today. What a pleasant surprise! I'm afraid I've been out of the loop recently. The Boo is a busy man, fingers in many pies. Anyway here's what my dear and close friend Mr Anonymous had to say:

"Crush av been on the phone to ehy and at0m1 to ask them what they think of bigd's play. They both saying he still has a long way to go and ashamed of him that yuz still beats him so often. They saying they know who gganbu is as he played in their era 10 year ago and he wasn't fit to lace ehy's big Finnish moonboots. So if bigd gets pumped by gganbu then ehy woulda for sure ragdolled bigd. Bigd AV been told ya have to lay off the big German lagers and get back on the qmaster an platinum medals. Look no hard feelings we are all pals here. I am a lucky man to be able to talk to ehy on Facebook, are ya jealous? If ya be a good wee daschund sausage dog and get a win against yuz on hjk with Germany I might let ya ask ehy 1 question. I know how much ya admire him after all.

Also can the C-tier player known as butlerad please stop challenging B-tier players like robskate to matches. Ad ya were 0/24 in best ofs in 2023, stick to your own playerpool and challenge dutchy and petersky before ya start slamming ya dick on the table and challenging the B-tiers. Am not impressed one bit."


Thanks to Mr Anonymous once again for being the eyes and ears on the inside. 


Moby-Boo the great white whale🐳

Hate won't win! #Honk4Diaz

It has to come to my attention that our dear beloved chief admin N8Diaz is getting lots of unnecessary hate at the moment. I don't like it one bit.

You noobs and haters need to realise that Diaz works voluntarily for free. He strives to bring greatness to the game. It's not fair the abuse he encounters on a regular basis. First there was Lordy who was threatening to assault him in real life. I can now reveal via exclusive screenshots provided by Mr Anonymous that Dynamic has now jumped on the bandwagon and thinks it's appropriate to make real life physical threats towards our favourite CnCNet Admin. [See photo]




This can't be accepted or tolerated anymore. I don't care if Dynamic is widely regarded as the 2nd best RA player in the world or not. Your level of play does not give you license to harass an innocent admin. I call on all RA players to see that Dynamic deserves similar treatment to Lordy. Rules are rules and this sort of threatening behaviour cannot be tolerated. I am all for a bit of banter and trolling but this is a step too far. We expect to see an appropriate punishment in order to send a message that this sort of behaviour shall not be tolerated anymore.

I would like to create an exclusive hashtag in support of Diaz. Admin lives matter. #Honk4Diaz.

We love you Diaz Bro. These haters won't win.

And PS, don't be scared anyway, Lordy and Dynamic in the same boat is about 800lbs, 100% guaranteed to sink. So you have nothing to worry about anyway bro 👍


MacCrushy