The game is in a very bad place right now.
July 2023 Ladder was pathetic. No disrespect to the eventual champion s0nic aka Jacob (who has clearly improved tonnes in the last few months after hiring Ad as a personal butler). The drinks getting poured and the feet getting massaged during games has clearly helped Jacob's play and helped him reach a new level. Budowouter you better watch out or Ad might retain the "Butler of the year [BOTY]" title again this year! Get fucking serious Budo and get Dynamic's BMW washed and his carpets hoovered right fucking now!
What's to blame for the decline of this once great game? 3 main reasons
1) Nubish P4 obsession. People and laggers only want to play this crap inane repetitive bullshit version of the game. Instead of playing proper skilled maps or playing the ladder or setting up tournaments, folk want to sit around and click the v2 button. This is low skill nubishness and it's ruining the game. Game needs variety to survive.
2) Bans. It has to be said. Diaz you have alot to answer for bro. We all know he's a bit of a nutter but the game does need Lordy. He is the one who harasses players to play and who sets up tournaments and gets competition going by causing beefs. No one really has an incentive to play without a bit of spike or adrenaline in the game. Oldpro actually recently said some words of wisdom (yes, even the ugly bird sometimes catches the worm), by lecturing Dynamic that no one really gives a fuck to try hard in shitty pointless friendly 2v2s. Even Oldpro hasn't been malding in the lobby lately because who really gives a fuck who wins and loses at the moment. Long story short: it's time to release the Ogre back into the CnCNet jungle. It's the 1st of August. Do what has to be done I am sure most pro and long term players would agree. It's time for the sentence to be exonerated.
3) Yuz
Where the fuck is our favourite Turkish street fighter?
Seriously? Where the fuck? Someone message him on his social channels and tell him to stop being a selfish cunt and get back on the hjk. We need Yuz playing 1500 ladder games every month, he's the one that keeps the game going. No one is more important to the longevity and continuity of Red Alert than the Turkish George Clooney. Yes, I will say it, Yuz deserves his own fucking statue at this point. He's the most important player in the game bar none. Get the Turkish Rambo back addicted for fuck sake!
Diaz & Admins: You can make it happen. Make RA Great Again. Releasing the Bear will have the knock on effect of Yuz jumping back online. Yuz will not be able to resist the allure of the strong smell of sweaty bear armpit for a bo9.
Mic Drop,
The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S B.O.O
P.S. Kickn's not been online as much because he spunked the crypto coins on some cocaine and hookers