My anonymous insider source has a thing or two he/she/they (preferred pronouns undefined) wanted to get off their chest:
"First off can ad stop challenging folk to bo11s. Sit down ya cunt yuz absolutely pumped ya last week. Get back under the bed where ya belong. Back in ya box. The D -Tier box."
"Want to say congratulations to my good pal bigd aka Dynamic for once again destroying everyone else and proving he is the 2nd best player in the world 🥈. That's 2 months in a row now he beat every cunt except Gganbu. Amazing achievement and there's no shame in being the undisputed 2nd best behind bigG. Well done Gganbu you are just simply too good and the clear best in the world at this game 👍".
"Yuz ya need to stop playing so many hours. There's many other things ya could be trying. Might I recommend a cheeky salami fridge raid or a virtual reality vibrating butt plug. Ya will end up killing yaself ya are a 50 year old man fucking hell. We all love your 16 hour streams but I am sure the Mrs would love it even more if ya logged off the computer and reminded her why ya are known as the Turkish Rambo. 😤"
"One of my mates tried talking to Diaz about getting the Bear released early on probation. I am afraid Diaz was too much on the shrooms he did not know what day of the week it was so we will need to go back try talking to it another day."
"Has anyone seen Beast? Is he away playing Fortnite with his other pals? I also have to say that the mad dog has been behaving itself lately. Good to see."
Thanks for reading and thanks to my guest contributor,
BigC