Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

 For readers of a less advanced English functionality, the article title is loosely translated as "beware of the psycho chick when she gets dumped". 

In this context, Lordy's split up from OP has seemed to unleash a monster. The "bear" is now playing at a higher level than he ever has. Maybe this break up is what he needed.

Anyway, the bear did not stay single for very long. It was only around a month before Rushy was seduced into becoming Lordy's new man. It was commented that Lordy must have amazing BJ skills because it can't be the looks or brains that Rushy was seduced by. Regardless, for those wondering what the new clan "Xi" represents - XI is Roman numerals for the number 11. So it's pretty simple, Xi clan means this is Lordy's 11th clan. 11 clans is not actually the record holder - the record belongs to cousin/nasty/op/[1]/NM/[bat]/[wp] Ad who seems to join a new clan more often than he changes his underwear.

Xi clan have already made a historic mark on Red Alert and become a powerhouse. Players are getting called cunts and challenged to bo11s left, right and centre. This all culminated in a match being set - Robskate and Beast's new man (Dynamic) vs XI-Lordy and XI-Rushy.

You can watch the match courtesy of the big aussie strip club bouncer, K1ckn here: 

Kicknass Twitch (Xi vs SGQ nubs)    (Match starts at 5hours10mins).

***Spoiler Alert***

What we discovered in this series is that Robskate is not only "no depot 25 years", but also "no chrono 25 years". In game 1, left side visually had a 99.8% chance to win the game as seen in the below image. Literally UFF-Tocaia or sp0ckab would have helped Dynamic convert this position into a W with ease. However due to the fact that Robskate literally has zero long game skills (no chrono 25 years), the bear was able to heli his ass and give Xi a 1-0 lead in the series. This would set the tone for the rest of the match.



(Lordy basically dead on right side, BAT-Metz Germany for left side would have been able to convert this into a win).

The match went back and forth but the story was that the bear became the ogre and was on fire. You could tell he was letting out all the heartbreak and pent out aggression on his ex's new man. They were proper getting it. The ogre wanted and needed this win to restore some pride and he pumped them on many maps with Rushy doing his trademark tesla-antiSGQ  cockblocks.

The result was that Lordy and Rushy were an unstoppable force and pumped these lads 6-4. Many are now beginning to question whether Bea5ty made the right choice in choosing Dynamic over Lordy after all??? The general chat was that Bea5ty would have been able to carry Rob but Dynamic couldn't, perhaps Bea5ty has broader shoulders after all and has better chemistry with Lordy?

The saga continues.

Well done to 11 clan on this famous victory against Bea5ty's new man and NoChrono25years.


Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more.