Well hello there my lovely readers. Happy Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you.
It has struck me that Justin Bieber's recent headline performance at Coachella was a pop culture event. His fans are known as Beliebers. Since Blog of Boo is also a cultural phenomenon in its own right, I think it's fitting that fans of my world famous journalism should also have their own group name. From this moment forward feel free to identify yourself as a "Booger" - a devoted fan of Blog of Boo. Don't forget to donate 800 USD via PayPal, the same amount that Ad swindled out of Lordy via drunken sexting.
I'm here with lots to report on. Lots of relationship breakups.
Lordy as usual is at the heart of it all, falling out with every c*nt. Although this time I actually think he might be the victim in some of these cases. Firstly, Rushy brutally dumped him calling him a piggy 🐷 c*nt after he failed to block gate on a crush basement 2v2. The end of Xi clan was the direct consequence of one loss to Oldpr0 too much. RushyBoo has subsequently rejoined ORA clan and left Lordy as a single man. Why did he join ORA you ask? Well it's rumoured that ORA-Boy is extremely skilled with his lips and sucking techniques.
Dynamic too has officially spat the dummy out. He's not taken his recent Best Of series losses well. They basically proved he is far from the best 2v2 player in the world and is not a happy bunny 🐰. Look I'm not going to offer comment on that. Just look at the following simple equation and decide for yourself the conclusion.
Dynamic + Kickn 0 Vs 6 NastyFond NastyMuad
Beasty + Kickn 6 Vs 5 NastyFond NastyMuad
Kickn confirmed that he feels more comfortable playing with Beasty. That's all I'm saying.
BigD definitely not taken it well. Having a total narcissistic collapse. This resulted in him targeting Lordy on the RA1 discord forums. Accusing Lordy of being a racist. The term "pot calling kettle black" springs to mind given that Dynamic himself was banned on Twitch for 2 years himself for some potty mouthed racist ranting against an Israeli player.
Dutchy also has had a mental breakdown. He's officially gone off the deep end. It seems his medication isn't working well right now. Dr Lordy advised Dutchy to up his antidepressant dosage and Dutchy has gone in the huff and stopped sending Lordy armpit pics. Dutchy blaming Lordy for being muted and ignoring the fact that he literally illegally abused and discriminated against a disabled player as the reason for being muted. Moral of the story: Take some responsibility for your own actions.
Anyway you will notice I'm alot calmer and more level headed nowadays. This is because I'm a Sober CrushyBoo. I feel like a better person because of it, keeping my nasty side at bay. I'm pleased to confirm that Lordy too is working on his alcohol demons and is being mentored by Beasty into becoming religious and leaving his past lifestyle behind. Lordy will be changing his name to Abdul on CnCNet lobby when he feels his journey is complete. We are happy for him and wish him well.
Thanks for reading,
Crushy 2.0