Many have speculated why this may be so. Did he cheat? Racist abuse? Cursing at admins? I am here, with exclusive sources, to set the record straight.
The bear is not getting any honey for the next 30 days out of choice. 😱😱😱!! Yes that's right, you heard it. After the latest match in which his partner Rushy threw away a 5-2 lead against ORA (losing 5-6), The Bear decided it needed a break from the game.
So deep was the addiction that The Bear called down an admin and politely asked for a 30 day naughty step timeout so he could escape his addiction and focus on more important things (eg getting drunk and fighting with male 19 year old fashion design students in the pub).
So yes, welcome to a world in which we will have 30 days of Red Alert without Lordy. Don't worry, however, as there seems to be lots of games on offer, last night there were 3x full 2v2 pr0 games on the go for several hours. Jump on and feed your crack-like addiction to this 30 year old game.
In other news, Jacob was wondering why he was mentioned in my previous article and questioned its accuracy. To explain why Jacob is the front-running candidate for "Passed around blunt of the year 2022" I would like to introduce non Brits to a football manager known as Steve Bruce. This is the list of football teams which Brucey has managed:
As you are well aware, I hold this blog to the highest standards so I don't appreciate my journalistic integrity being questioned. By virtue of the fact that Jacob in the last year has played for ORA, NM, RAM, OP, 1, BAT, I think we would be well within our rights to start calling him ORA-Steve or ORA-Bruce. Jacob has joined a new team this year even more often than the number of times oldpro has lost all his chips at the poker table.
That's all for now folks. Hopefully the bear will get his honey after 30 days.
Credit to R3sistant for the article title*.
CrushyBoo.