Rumour has it that a rival publication has emerged in an attempt to usurp my market leading conglomerate.
Beware of the imposter "blog" written by the Canadian Noodle Lover's alter ego. All you will find over there is fake news. That's the CNN of RA over there.
Right here is where you are brought real shit shot straight from the hip.
I'll tell you everything you need to know about oldpro's hair loss, the German's robotic autism and the adventures of the Albanian pizza boy, right here, on The Blog of Boo.
Forget fake news.
The real news is that every cunt is missing our beloved Turkish streetfighting champ, Yuz. No one wants to play without this creepy loveable uncle around. He is the eco system in Red Alert. He's literally the goldfish that fattens itself up by eating the tadpoles before itself getting eaten by the sharks and whales. Without Yuz there's no Red Alert 1. This man is the most important person in the game bar none.... So for fuck sake someone do what has to be done and get this man back addicted. We need this man doing 17-hour Twitch streams again for the good of the game. I don't give a fuck - he's just going to need to stop being selfish and get himself proper addicted again and forget his real life. So someone feed this man some Red Alert crack in the form of a tournament or a best of series. 1 sniff and he'll be hooked again, that's all it will take.
The other news is people are gaining unfair advantages using optimal game renderer settings which has been scientifically and mathematically proven to cause a discrepancy in production and speed rates. Click settings in Lobby and you will see the range of options within OpenGL/Direct 3d/GDI you can choose. It's a big problem in the game. Everyone needs to be using the same renderer to level the playing field but unfortunately it seems we don't have anyone capable of making this happen at the moment now that Funky's unfortunately not around (we miss you Funky). They need to make it so that everyone is playing on the same renderer or we will always have question marks over player performance. It's a major problem in the game and cannot be ignored any longer. People are essentially playing different versions of the game which is just mega fucked up. And no I'm not being paranoid - this has been tested offline and there are slight differences in speeds depending on which graphical interface you are using (even 0.1s per unit/building makes an insane difference at a high level of game).
One final comment,
Bart would absolutely destroy any of the butlers in a head to head series.
Have a nice day