Unfortunately I've been a busy bee lately 🐝 so that's why I've been quiet as a mouse on the blogging front 🐁. Fortunately for you guys, my good friend Mr Anonymous has been flooding my inbox with some news of what's going on in the Red Alert trenches. So let's get down to business and report on some of the current hottest topics.
BEAR AND DIAZ HOOKUP 👨❤️👨🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
Well this storyline certainly took an unexpected twist. Lordy tried an old tactic of trying to seduce his man to get what he wants. Yes, that's right, Lordy tried to get Diaz into the bedroom in order to be able to play again, by going undercover and calling himself BAT-VIKING.
The romance seemed to be blossoming extremely well when unfortunately someone pulled the plug and the Bear's disguise slipped. Unfortunately Diaz couldn't accept that he likes men too so was in denial about the situation and decided to ban Lordy again instead of keeping the love affair going. At this current moment Diaz is still playing hard to get and wants the Bear to work hard for his love 💕 in order to be reinstated as the BAT clan enforcer. I think the rest of the community would love to see this relationship grow and hopefully the Christmas special is the bear being allowed back online to win his man and play some games 🎁. Lordy even posted a love letter 💌 to Diaz on the CnCNet discord servers and poured his heart out. Hopefully there's a happy ending to this story!
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Alot of Mr Anonymous' notes centred on the man who goes boxing twice a day 🥊. I've told Mr Anonymous that I am going to go easy on everyone's favourite butler due to the obvious sad external factors. Mr Anonymous has demanded that I ask if anyone would like to donate a pair of boots so our boy can become a man 🥾.
ROBIN GETS HIS BATMAN
Christmas came early for the 2nd best player in the world, Dynamic, as the undisputed world champion Gganbu has reappeared online. As expected Dynamic jumped online faster than Maud Dib catches a bone 🦴 when he got a sniff of Gganbu's musky armpits. Everyone has been in awe of Gganbu's play since his return and it's clear he is still miles better than everyone else and the best player in the world. It seems bigD is forever destined to be the bridesmaid and never the bride 👰.
LEEDS ARE SHIT
I thought I'd end this blog by giving everyone a good laugh. Look at how utter crap Kobra's football team are. Even worse than Oldpro is at tanking:
Thanks for reading,
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