*BREAKING NEWS* Lordy release date confirmed.

Lordy returns to Red Alert on CnCNet

It's official. Mr Anonymous has informed me that he was able to broker a deal with higher admins, and Lordy will finally be released after 1 more month provided he has good behaviour. The Bear will be returning to Red Alert 1 on CnCNet to get pumped again by OldPr0 on 2v2 on December 28th 2024. 

To celebrate I have included a countdown clock in this post.

I have contacted Yuzgen and informed him of this news. He says he too will come out of retirement to pump Lordy's hairy dangleberry hole one last time on the release date.

Thank you to the negotiators in bringing us this Christmas gift.

Crushilicious

VOTING OPEN FOR END OF YEAR AWARDS + BONUS NEWS

Voting is now open for RA End of Year Awards. A reminder of the awards being covered. 

Rookie of the Year

Most Improved Player

Lifetime Achievement Award

Streamer of the Year

Player of the Year

BUTLER OF THE YEAR

Get your votes into the Chief Golden Milo Jockstrap Sniffer aka Bart who is acting as head curator in my absence. I am afraid I have been too much of a scavenging crow this year and so my insight isn't as valuable as our dear Four Letter Word. Bart will be sharing the results with me around December 20th in time for your Christmas stockings.

In other news, I stumbled across evidence that Milo is alive and well whilst out on my travels.

Additionally, I can confirm that I have communicated with our favourite Turkish Rambo, Yuzgen. He said he has retired from the game because the competition absolutely sucks and too many nubs. Yuzgen will be remembered very fondly for his 22 hour streams and 5 years of sacrificing pussy in order to teach a generation of padawans the dark arts of HJK6.

Finally, drunken cowboy robskate is back 🤠

Hopefully Santa Diaz will fill up everyone's Christmas stockings and release the Bear back into the woods.

God bless you all,

Saint Crushy