Rookie of the Year
Most Improved Player
Lifetime Achievement Award
Streamer of the Year
Player of the Year
BUTLER OF THE YEAR
Get your votes into the Chief Golden Milo Jockstrap Sniffer aka Bart who is acting as head curator in my absence. I am afraid I have been too much of a scavenging crow this year and so my insight isn't as valuable as our dear Four Letter Word. Bart will be sharing the results with me around December 20th in time for your Christmas stockings.
In other news, I stumbled across evidence that Milo is alive and well whilst out on my travels.
Additionally, I can confirm that I have communicated with our favourite Turkish Rambo, Yuzgen. He said he has retired from the game because the competition absolutely sucks and too many nubs. Yuzgen will be remembered very fondly for his 22 hour streams and 5 years of sacrificing pussy in order to teach a generation of padawans the dark arts of HJK6.
Finally, drunken cowboy robskate is back ðŸ¤
Hopefully Santa Diaz will fill up everyone's Christmas stockings and release the Bear back into the woods.
God bless you all,
Saint Crushy