Your favourite uncle crushy checking in here with some fresh content for you. It's been over a year since I've played Red Alert but Mr Anonymous continues to flood with my inbox with some messages 😂😂😂😂😂 so I'm here to feedback with some of the current affairs within the RA community.
1) Yuz is BACK! Rumour has it that some X-rated Lordy bathtub pics were what seduced the Turkish Rambo to come back from the abyss and get pumping oldpro on 2v2 BOs again.
2) Oldpro still getting pumped and Maud Dib everyone's favourite Romanian Chihuahua still barking in lobby after every loss. Somethings never change. "You can polish a turd but it will still smell"
3) Kickn still missing! Has not been seen since his previous ventures Yuzcoin and Ehycoin failed spectacularly. Rumour has it he was last seen in Thailand trying to pedal his new cryptocurrency "Ladyboycoin". What do I think has happened ? I reckon he's been thrown in a Thai jail and is now being passed around like a blunt! Any sign of our favourite big Aussie strip club bouncer ? We love you Kickn come back so Oldpro can get some wins again!
4) BigD still lurking putting on a brave face but we all know he's gagging for a bit of Gganbu. Unfortunately our favourite elusive autistic savant Mr gganbu is nowhere to be seen.
5) Kobra raising money for a lordy rehab session. Get in touch with him if you want to help a good cause
But overall scene still pretty boring since none of the absolute legends of the game like Crush, Ehy or Spockab have been online.
Take care
Am still am still crushy from the block!