Today's Player Focus comes with the cutest and cuddliest player of Red Alert, the one and only Mother Goose. The Fluffinator. Breakdown's kryptonite. Study this player's youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/sylviabombs15/videos to unearth some top class secrets such as "the fluffy-method" and to trip out on some acid trance. Get your magic mushrooms at the ready as we delve into the mind of the world famous Fluffy: [answers in bold]
1) Tell us a little about yourself...
My name is Fluffy, I am a cross between a Canadian goose (my mother), and an English Mute Swan (my father). I was born in the countryside of South Wales, UK, where I hatched 3 days earlier than my siblings. My mother always said I was first to do everything; getting up in the morning, preening my feathers, and simultaneously giving Breakdown's father a reach-around while beak-blasting his butthole.
2) When did you start playing Red Alert?
Fluffy started playing Red Alert at the tender age of 3 days, when Fluffy won her first match against Red Alert Pro - bart. 'Twas an easy match - bart accidentally clicked the "resign" button whilst trying to change the music - classic pro bart move.
3) Why do you like Red Alert so much?
Because life on the farm is tough, there's not much to do. We flap around in the pond for a bit, then eat some bread pieces, maybe lie down for a bit in some hay. Us geese need something more, something of substance. Fluffy & friends find great pleasure and meaning in making fun of breakytheSlut, the slug of CNCNET.
4) Who do you consider to be your biggest rival(s) in your time playing?
The question is a bad one, and obviously framed by a small-penised individual, most likely with an Irn-Bru addiction. Fluffy cares, for her subjects and heirs; therefor fluffy haz no enemies, silly goose.
5) What is your most memorable game?
That would have to be the glorious and unforgettable game of July 2018 when fluppy and certified nub MADTANK beat photon and beast on pee four. It caused such a commotion in the RA community that fonfon (photon) was soon thereafter featured in fluffy's best selling and award winning documentary series entitled the CNCNET Chronicles.
6) Who is your favourite RA YouTuber/streamer?
Break is. Because fluffy like to watch break smoke methamphetamines on livestream and fumble around like an overgrown tumor filled with piroline cream. Second would be beast, as nothing is more satisfying than watching beast lose to the likes of [A]Rusher, [A]Panlo, or [A]Blank or any member of [A] clan actually.
7) What is your favourite map and why?
Rasta Pro Aron because floppy grew up on this map, and became pro because of this map.
8) What is the single best tip you would give to other players?
Seek out the fluffy-method.
9) Are there any major changes you would make to Red Alert/CnCNet?
Permanently banning players from Peru (dolche im looking in ur direction son)
10) Any final comments?
Don't leave any garlic lying around if cap is near, you will never see that garlic again, alive. Also, type "a" 3 times fast in main lobby if u want additional icons/badges like fluffy has. <3
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