Lordy has rightfully earned the title of the "Biggest Slut in Red Alert History".
Since he burst onto the scene as a noob around 2015, Lordy has monkey branched his way to the top of the game by seducing and sleeping with gradually increasingly strong players.
Firstly, as a noob, he joined ORA-boy as he identified Boy as someone to learn from. Over a period of several months he trained with Boy before becoming cocky and arrogant after winning a couple of P4 rush 1v1s and started to look for a new man. See "Shiny object syndrome" "Shiny Object Syndrome"
The next man Lordy slept with would be At0m1 around 2017. At0m1 was known as a wise master Yoda figure who kept Lordy in the"Prison wife" position. Lordy was the ideal partner for At0m1 as it enabled him to repeatedly bully him in private Q master 1v1s (he knew he couldn't lose). This created awe and co-dependence in Lordy and he adores At0m1 to this day.
Still, At0m1 was too absent and never online. Often taking year-long breaks from the game. Naturally and quite understandably, this caused Lordy to become restless and need a new man in his life. That man would become of course , Fordy-TA around 2018. Fordy at that point was considered the best player in the world. It was only natural that Lordy would be attracted to him. He seduced Ford by frequently sending him financial donations and plaudits so that Ford would team up with him in tournaments. Hence the word "carrying" was born. Ford was able to carry Lordy on many occasions to many great victories. Lordy to this day still has feelings for Ford.
Ford however had too many mental health issues and would frequently abandon the game. This left Lordy feeling lost and confused as At0m1 would do the same thing - see Pumped and dumped . Mclovin a young maverick up and comer rising to the top of the game was the next player that Lordy was attracted to around late 2019. Over a period of time Lordy seduced and groomed the young Norwegian. Albeit, you could always tell that Lordy was using Mclovin as a rebound and placeholder and was just waiting until At0m1 or Ford returned so he could monkey branch his way back.
Just like At0m1 and Ford before him, Mclovin too became disengaged with the game. This left Lordy feeling dazed and confused, his 3rd man in a row had left him high and dry, alone without someone to cuddle up to and carry him. Drastic times called for drastic measures and so Lordy started to seduce his mortal enemy, Bea5ty.
Lordy used to hate Bea5ty going so far as to call him an "albanian troll c*nt". He would often bully Bea5ty and abuse him for being unemployed. However, realising that all his other men had abandoned him, Lordy did a full pivot and realised that Bea5ty could make great long term relationship material. And boy what a relationship! OP was born and is going 2 years strong (the longest of any Lordy relationship). OP have achieved many great victories together and Bea5ty has been able to carry Lordy to some amazing wins. This is truly a match made in heaven.
The only problem now is that Gganbu and Dynamic have come along. Bea5ty is no longer the undisputed King of the Mountain and there are signs of him starting to get jealous that Lordy's eyes might be looking elsewhere. Are cracks beginning to show in the OP relationship? How long is it until Lordy can no longer resist the allure of Gganbu or Dynamic? Especially if Dynamic keeps improving and soon surpasses Bea5ty. He already destroys Bea5ty on all standard maps after all. It won't be long until Lordy cannot resist the urge to monkey branch up the ladder once more.
My word for advice to Dynamic would be to beware of Lordy's ambitions and his tendency to seduce, pump and dump, "ejaculate and evacuate". These are not the great foundations of a healthy romantic relationship. He will use you and abuse you until another alpha comes along.
What's next in store for this soap opera?
Which was your favourite Lordy relationship storyline?
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