Congratulations are in order!

 Congratulations to Gganbu in successfully securing the services of the reigning Butler of the Year on a freelance contract. Yes that's right, the BOTY2022, Ad, (formerly cousinad,[op-ad],[nm-ad],nastyad,[1]ad,[ad-ta],[420]ad,[G0D]ad,RAM-ad,[BAT-Ad],RPG-Ad,[wp]Ad,[Ex-Ad] etc) has now completed the full house and joined ORA to personally butler for the mysterious entity known as Gganbu. I'm sure this will be a match made in heaven and many greasy arse holes will be getting cleaned to a pristine standard.

As monumental news as this is, it may not be enough to retain the BOTY title this year because an old wolf has come back hungry to regain his title! 

Take notes, Ad. You'll always be the rank 2 Butler on CnCNet. Budo shows how it's done properly. And to answer the question of the GOAT Butler - I'll have some Camembert and some Sauvignon, fetch me your finest Cuban cigar as well while you are in the pantry, boy!

The BOTY 2023 title race is sure to be an epic one. Get those dishes washed boys! #TeamBudo

In less important news, I'm still waiting on the German to answer my request in the last post which clearly stated and I quote "Stream playing for an hour against a strong opponent such as Gganbu with a webcam clearly on keyboard/mouse as well as the screen." A small graphical animation in the bottom left corner does not meet the requirements of the stipulated aforementioned drugs test. Ball firmly in your fucking court, cunt.

Happy reading and have a wonderful day.

Request of Dynamic

Stream playing for an hour against a strong opponent such as Gganbu with a webcam clearly on keyboard/mouse as well as the screen.

Save the video for YouTube/Twitch for analysis. 

Too many people are suspicious and have seen statistical anomalies.

If you are clean then you should have absolutely no problem doing this. There is no excuse not to, really. See it as a standard drugs test like they have in the Olympics. Innocent until proven guilty.

If you refuse to do it then the silence will speak louder than words.

Thank you.

Beware of #FakeNews

Rumour has it that a rival publication has emerged in an attempt to usurp my market leading conglomerate. 

Beware of the imposter "blog" written by the Canadian Noodle Lover's alter ego. All you will find over there is fake news. That's the CNN of RA over there.

Right here is where you are brought real shit shot straight from the hip.

I'll tell you everything you need to know about oldpro's hair loss, the German's robotic autism and the adventures of the Albanian pizza boy, right here, on The Blog of Boo.

Forget fake news. 

The real news is that every cunt is missing our beloved Turkish streetfighting champ, Yuz. No one wants to play without this creepy loveable uncle around. He is the eco system in Red Alert. He's literally the goldfish that fattens itself up by eating the tadpoles before itself getting eaten by the sharks and whales. Without Yuz there's no Red Alert 1. This man is the most important person in the game bar none.... So for fuck sake someone do what has to be done and get this man back addicted. We need this man doing 17-hour Twitch streams again for the good of the game. I don't give a fuck - he's just going to need to stop being selfish and get himself proper addicted again and forget his real life. So someone feed this man some Red Alert crack in the form of a tournament or a best of series. 1 sniff and he'll be hooked again, that's all it will take.

The other news is people are gaining unfair advantages using optimal game renderer settings which has been scientifically and mathematically proven to cause a discrepancy in production and speed rates. Click settings in Lobby and you will see the range of options within OpenGL/Direct 3d/GDI you can choose. It's a big problem in the game. Everyone needs to be using the same renderer to level the playing field but unfortunately it seems we don't have anyone capable of making this happen at the moment now that Funky's unfortunately not around (we miss you Funky). They need to make it so that everyone is playing on the same renderer or we will always have question marks over player performance. It's a major problem in the game and cannot be ignored any longer. People are essentially playing different versions of the game which is just mega fucked up. And no I'm not being paranoid - this has been tested offline and there are slight differences in speeds depending on which graphical interface you are using (even 0.1s per unit/building makes an insane difference at a high level of game).

One final comment,

Bart would absolutely destroy any of the butlers in a head to head series.

Have a nice day