RA APRIL 2023 GOAT NEWS

 As you know I'm inactive from Red Alert at present. An anonymous source has asked me to provide the following updates on the status of the Red Alert Community.

The main news is that Dynamic has lost his spot to Gganbu and Bea5ty. Ggganbu and Bea5ty have been pumping the German 18-pint gestapo lieutenant after the quicklaunch was banned by admins behind the scenes. Any thoughts on this? Mmmm. Maybe no as good without quick launch mmm. BARTFUCKINGSAMA owns all. That is the only comment I have to make on this issue I don't really care about who wins and who loses at the game.

In other news. You all know by now that the man known alternatively as "The Bear" and "The Ogre", aka Lordy, has been permanently banned from Red Alert by the bongcloud mushroom LSD trip admin known as N8Diaz. Diaz was maybe a wee bit too harsh with his punishment and most agree that a week ban would have sufficed after a drunken Lordy called everyone an arab cunt in the lobby and threatened to go to people's houses and decapitate them with a chainsaw or burn them alive. Don't you agree? A week would have been enough ban for this.

Anyway, Lordy's doing just fine as an old pal of his got in touch to offer him a new home:



Thanks for reading!

Crushy Fucking GOD Boo (Fuck all butlers everywhere except Budofuckingwouter the undisputed GOAT butler!)