An anonymous source wishes to say a few words. This might be a recurring segment as I'm not currently involved in the game. I've agreed to post Mr Anonymous (identity will not be revealed) comments:
"Where is big D aka big papa? Has he been away training in the mountains with RC_2g1g to repair his Q after getting pumped by Gganbu? Has anyone seen big D???"
"Oldpro would absolutely smash Ad in a 1v1 let alone 2v2" [Crush agrees wholeheartedly with this comment]
"Lordy's trying to make friends with admins like kerbiter by messaging him and calling him a german cunt"
Thanks to Mr Anonymous for his/her/their input.