My anonymous insider source wants to say a few more words (they want their identity to remain a secret):
"The mad dog has been barking again. Lauta's been back on the YouTube loss uploading again and the dog is not a very happy boy. Think someone needs to take it for a walk again let it calm down lol."
"Lauta I like you pal and I enjoy you trolling Maud and I enjoyed that interview with the Brazilian guy on the tube. However one thing I need to say and I'm sorry: that monobrow needs to go pal. Might need to call pest control tell them there's a caterpillar about. 🐛"
"Why is ad 14th on ladder every month when he's supposed to be a top 5 player and got pumped 10-1 off the Aussie Tesla builder"
"Big D isn't a happy boy at the moment. Gganbu pumped him 15-4 on ladder and took his spot as the top banana 🍌. Him and beast fighting it out for the silver medal he will not like that one bit. I might need to get at0m1 on the phone bring him down from headquarters to give the 18pinter some more Q lessons".
"Beast not been playing as well since the ogre got banned. Think he lacks motivation when not trying to impress his man"
Mr Anonymous wants to provide a few clues regarding their identity:
Rio Ferdinand. Angelina Jolie. Perseus.