The anonymous guest source has the laptop setup on a recliner chair to practice Q with one hand and a tequila in the other:
"Can bigd and gganbu get a fuckin room booked already. The sexual tension and flirting is making the ehy-atom1 era look like a bit of harmless lesbian scissoring. Put the chopstix and the 18pints down and lock horns ya cunts" 🔥✂️👨❤️💋👨
"I'm here at the seaside on a mission to see if I can spot ad's cruisers. It been an hour already and still waiting on a first boat 🚢."
"Lordy is up to 22 stone, might need to get oldpro down with a crane to get him off that sofa and away from the computer"
"My team is playing Newcastle today. Going to find a nice bar to watch it in and order a well known branded Indian lager 🍺"
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