Opposites Attract!

Well you have all no doubt heard the news by now and it had been teased for months... everyone had seen the sexual tension going on between them... In particular they've been sharing lots of private gossips and chats. A secret informer managed to catch a glimpse of a private message NastyNate sent to his new poodle and Nastyclan lieutenant, NastyDynamic:

In light of this RushyBoo has started branding Nate "2Face". So feel free to use this name to distinugish between NastyNate and NateDiaz going forward. On a serious note... at least Nate knows he can trust Dynamic with all his heart and Dyna won't go around sharing private conversations 😅😅😅!?

I interviewed Dynamic about his joining Nasty... he claims to idolise Nate's play and also that Nate now gives him private 1v1 games. An honour no one else has been privy to in recent years.

The big elephant in the room question is: where does this lead NastyMuad? Rumours have it that Maud's been sent outside to find a new home. TDS clan were sounded out but said there's no room at the inn for our Maud. Is there trouble in paradise? Where can Maud go to get in on the clan action now that he's no longer wanted and Nate has a new toyboy?

The reason I called this article "opposites attract", is because Dynamic is frequently down to play anyone anytime (as proven by constantly losing to Gganbu in 1v1 head to heads), yet Nate is the polar opposite and hasn't played a competitive 1v1 in a decade. This is very well known so there must be lots of chemistry between them. All joking aside, I do think Nate and Dynamic make a nice couple - after all there's lots of history of German immigration to Chile. Hopefully we see them step up to the plate and 2v2 some other titans of the game in the coming months. Who wouldn't want to see Dynamic and Nate take on Jacob and Gganbu (or zizou and sp0ckab) for example? Set it up.

In other news, shout out to everyone's favourite Turkish Rambo. 3 days back to back of 15 hour twitch streams. Full blown addiction. Stamina of a wild mountain ox. 

Also has anyone seen N8Diaz? He's not been spotted online in a few weeks? Perhaps what was left of his brain didn't return from the latest acid mushroom trip adventure to the purple mountain? Get well soon Diaz bro to bro. Don't worry the bear won't be able to swim the channel and reach you, it will sink in the sea like a poop being flushed down the toilet.

Thanks for reading,

Last train to Crushcentral

RED ALERT NEWS SEPT 2023 *MUST READ*

 RA is fucking back lads and ladettes!

The Turkish Rambo has resurfaced with his asshole moisturised and lubricated ready to get stuffed with mammies once again.

Why has the Turkish George Clooney reappeared you might ask? It's simple: he caught a wiff of the scent of the Brighton Bear.

Yes, that's right, the Bear has been uncaged and has been set upon the CnCNet community to wreak havoc.

Yesterday (Wednesday 6th Sept 2023) saw a 14 hour session between Yuz and Lordy. Various bo9s and random games featuring Dib and NastyNate. RA is alive and kicking once again, jump on for some action.

Speaking of NastyNate, he also features in this need instalment. Rumour has it he's been a wee bit of a Diva going around spreading gossip about players, particularly RushyBoo. Also, he was seen publicly scolding his dog after a few losses. Then again maybe Maud needed a wee bit of discipline to get him trained properly so I'm going to give the Big Chilean a pass in this case. But I would say ya maybe need to get yaself a wee bar of soap Nate and be on ya best behaviour. I'm keeping an eye on you, you're officially on the naughty step. 

Returning to the main topic, Lordy has been on his best behaviour since Admins were kind enough to give him another chance. I have it on good authority that Lordy is in fact very remorseful over his past behaviour and just wants a fresh start. In particular Lordy wants to say sorry to Diaz bro-to-bro for being so ungrateful and abusive and also wants to thank him for this opportunity to show he is a changed man going forward. Cheers Diaz and thanks for everything, on reflection Lordy has realised he maybe did need a few months away to get his head sorted and hopes that one day you and him can be good pals again. 

Peace and Love.

I also need to call out Beasty: Bro ya need to stop trying to seduce married men. If ya want to get yasel a bear to take care of ya and make you his bitch, you should try downloading apps such as Scruff or Grindr from the app store. You will be fresh meat on there and find yaself a sugar daddy no problem, especially if you mention on your profile that you pumped BigD in the last fight night you had with him.

That's all for now folks.

Jump on, suit up and boot up and get in on the action.

#Make RA Great Again.

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