I am here to address the ongoing legal issues between 2 seismic members of the CnCNet Red Alert 1 community. As a responsible journalist I am not able to comment explicitly on an ongoing legal case and I need to remain impartial. I am unable to name the 2 parties involved. All I can say is that it may or may not involve a gentleman who loves a micro pizza, and another gentleman who has previously overdosed on salami. As to the nature of the legal troubles? I can neither confirm nor deny the rumours that it may or may not involve ownership of a prized asset within the Red Alert 1 stratosphere. What I can say is that there is 1 premier method of solving disputes which far outweighs lawyers or admins... that being Trial by Fucking Combat mother fuckers! Which in Red Alert 1 terms you know what that means???
Best of Fucking 9! For reference: Urban Dictionary: Bo9
So to Big Lips and The Ogre: let the Q do the talking. Stop the bullshit.
In other news, Mr Anonymous reports that he's keeping a close eye on bigD. bigD's been getting awfully big for his boots from the laptop on the Turkish beach and Mr Anonymous is not a happy bunny about it. He/She/They say that they are going to be watching bigD very closely to make sure he behaves himself. Otherwise he's going to have to step in and get involved.
For more on the ongoing legal case you will need to visit the slums of the Red Alert community (the discord groups). I must remain tight lipped and not comment one way or the other on the rights and wrongs of the case. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Thanks for reading.
Crush Grisham