Mr Anonymous sends a postcard from the beach (volume 4)

 The anonymous guest source has the laptop setup on a recliner chair to practice Q with one hand and a tequila in the other:

"Can bigd and gganbu get a fuckin room booked already. The sexual tension and flirting is making the ehy-atom1 era look like a bit of harmless lesbian scissoring. Put the chopstix and the 18pints down and lock horns ya cunts" 🔥✂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

"I'm here at the seaside on a mission to see if I can spot ad's cruisers. It been an hour already and still waiting on a first  boat 🚢."

"Lordy is up to 22 stone, might need to get oldpro down with a crane to get him off that sofa and away from the computer"

"My team is playing Newcastle today. Going to find a nice bar to watch it in and order a well known branded Indian lager 🍺"

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Mr Anonymous Speaks Volume 3

 Sorry for lack of editorial attention. I'm only relaying what my anonymous source has to say as I'm not actively engaged in the game myself at the moment. Here are Mr Anonymous' comments to me which they would like to be shared:

"Crush have u seen bigd's started a blog lol. He's not taking too kindly to gganbu pumping him and having that silver medal next to his name lol. He's proper trying to get into beast's pants too calling beast the best even though he knows he fucked beast and took his virginity already. We all see right through it lol we know gganbu has got inside that fragile German Ego of his lol he don't like bein number 2 haha."

"Bigd's now sayin he is away to play Fortnite with lordy and pals and not playin Ra anymore lol u believe that. One sniff of gganbu bein on ladder and he will jump onto RA in a heartbeat lol.  I've heard it all before lol he's just in a sulk because gganbu took his spot like the Grinch stole Christmas 😂 🌲"

"Get a blog up say bigd is running away because he knows gganbu is the big daddy now lol. Robskate put up a ladder elos list and it showed gganbu is the best player ever on ladder lol but it's still impressive for a remastered player to get to 2nd spot all time that's not bad at all. When are we seeing the next blog post lol write about yuz bein back and showing Diaz who the real sheriff and alpha is on RA and telling Diaz to get back in his fkn box haha 😂"

I don't have any further comment to add to Mr anonymous' thoughts. They want to leave a clue regarding their identity

"I like Harry kewell and Mark viduka"

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Mr Anonymous Speaks (Volume 2)

My anonymous insider source wants to say a few more words (they want their identity to remain a secret):

"The mad dog has been barking again. Lauta's been back on the YouTube loss uploading again and the dog is not a very happy boy. Think someone needs to take it for a walk again let it calm down lol."

"Lauta I like you pal and I enjoy you trolling Maud and I enjoyed that interview with the Brazilian guy on the tube. However one thing I need to say and I'm sorry: that monobrow needs to go pal. Might need to call pest control tell them there's a caterpillar about. 🐛"

"Why is ad 14th on ladder every month when he's supposed to be a top 5 player and got pumped 10-1 off the Aussie Tesla builder"

"Big D isn't a happy boy at the moment. Gganbu pumped him 15-4 on ladder and took his spot as the top banana 🍌. Him and beast fighting it out for the silver medal he will not like that one bit. I might need to get at0m1 on the phone bring him down from headquarters to give the 18pinter some more Q lessons".

"Beast not been playing as well since the ogre got banned. Think he lacks motivation when not trying to impress his man"

Mr Anonymous wants to provide a few clues regarding their identity:

Rio Ferdinand. Angelina Jolie. Perseus.