Good news for you all. Mr Anonymous slid into my DM's this morning with some delightful insights into the current state of Red Alert 1 on CnCNet. Here's some brief news flash highlights:
BEAR STILL CAGED!
No change here and no word on when DaddyDiaz plans to release the bear back into the wild. The Bear is spending its free time learning how to play the Cello with an old pal via discord.
DYNAMIC RETIRED?
People are not sure on the exact reason since BigD announced he's now an RA2 player. The word on the street is he got frustrated at constantly losing to Lauta on P4 and gave up, but others say it's because he was annoyed at Gganbu not being around and so he wasn't able to improve on his "2nd best' tag.
AD MISSES OUT ON TEAM LEBANON
Fighter won the Tier3 May 2024 Ladder and pumped Ad in the process. This proved to everyone that Ad is Tier4 and he is below RedAlert1, Fighter and Oldie in the Lebanese rankings. This hasn't deterred our favourite Butler though as he's been seen everyday in lobby swinging his dick around and challenging the likes of KOBA, Dutchy and Toshy to 1v1 Best of Series. I guess a leopard never changes its spots.
That's all for now folks.
Stay tuned.
CRUSHY 4EVA