The main news this week is that England got absolutely pumped by Spain in the Euro 2024 final. It was men Vs boys. England finally ran out of luck after miraculously scraping past Slovakia and Switzerland. They were lucky it was not about 6-1 and Spain were the much better team and fisted them. A shame because this was the best chance England will have to win a trophy - they won't ever get such an easy draw again and will be able to reach the Quarter finals at best in future tournaments. So feel free to join the rest of Scotland in having a "haahahhahahhaahahhahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆" One particular salty and delusoonal RA player didn't take it too well:
There is no prize for 2nd best and being the bridesmaid mate, you are beginning to sound like Dynamic haha.
Speaking of Dynamic, word on the street is he is back! Yes indeed, the 2nd best player in the world after Gganbu has returned to Red Alert 1 after not being able to compete in RA2. Heard a rumour he got absolutely pumped by Yuzgen on HJK yet again. Yuz has been merciful as he was going to upload the game to YouTube with title "cocky padawan comes back for another hjk6 lesson from his Turkish Sensei AKA 18 pints not enough".
In other news, Ad has said he has had a life threatening injury and that's why he is not able to compete with Fighter with Oldpro at the moment. He said he had to be rushed to hospital and that this is the reason he was getting pumped every game and has been avoiding ladder and spectating all 2v2s. See proof of Ad's serious injury below, no wonder he needed an ambulance:
Thanks for reading folks,
Crushy Yamal! Viva Espana