Blog update 12th March 2025
I've been asked why there's been no hardcore blog action for a few months.
The reason my writing has been scarce is because there's simply nothing to report on.
Let me make it clear...
NO YUZGEN = NO RED ALERT
Yuz was the whole ecosystem for competition in the game. 17 hour streams, 1500 ladder games every month, 2v2s, pumping Lordy in best ofs etc. Without Yuz there is no RA. He is the most important player in the game by far - the communal spunk bucket if you will.
So, if you want more blog action and you want to save the game then you best get Yuz back addicted again. Get him proper hooked like a crackwhore relieving a sweaty tired trucker just for another hit. It's the only way. Do what you can to get Yuz back proper addicted.
Yuz: if you are reading this: OldPro says you are ez as fk and smashes you 10-0.
Thanks for reading.
Hollywood Hulk CrushyBoo.