This is The CrushyBoo speaking.
Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas time and a happy New year. Hope 2026 is less shit than 2025 for you. Hope those of you with family and friends have a great time, and for those of you incel loners hope you extra enjoy your fleshlight and Doritos during the holiday season .
Next year Red Alert 1 will celebrate 30 years of existence 🍾. This goes to show how old we are all getting. Relax. It's just a game. Grow wise in your old age like me and realise it's just a dumb game. Don't lose your hair like Oldpro did over this game.
Keep calm and tank.
I suggest 2026 should be an amnesty for everyone. The mentally ill/semi-retard Neanderthal players such as Dutchy and Lordy should be unmuted like everyone else so they can eat their Lego loudly and proudly once again.
Thanks for reading,
Orange Crush 🍊