Mr Anonymous Speaks (Volume 1)

 An anonymous source wishes to say a few words. This might be a recurring segment as I'm not currently involved in the game. I've agreed to post Mr Anonymous (identity will not be revealed) comments:

"Where is big D aka big papa? Has he been away training in the mountains with RC_2g1g to repair his Q after getting pumped by Gganbu? Has anyone seen big D???"

"Oldpro would absolutely smash Ad in a 1v1 let alone 2v2" [Crush agrees wholeheartedly with this comment]

"Lordy's trying to make friends with admins like  kerbiter by messaging him and calling him a german cunt"

Thanks to Mr Anonymous for his/her/their input.

Update on the Bear's sentence

I've been asked to provide an update on Lordy's ban situation.

A plea bargain was arranged by partners Yuzgen and Rushyboo with CnCNet admins. In it, Lordy pleads guilty to all charges and will serve 3 months in RA Jail with a further 1 year on probation upon release (having to go for weekly therapy sessions and a counsellor for the following 9 months to work on anger management issues). If Lordy keeps its head down and doesn't step on other prisoners' toes then it will be uncaged and allowed to return to the CnCNet woods in July.

In exchange for a guilty plea the maximum life sentence has been reduced.

Yuzgen will accept postcards if you want to write to the bear while it serves its 3 months sentence.

Thanks all and I'm glad we can now draw a line under the saga, so long as the bear serves its 3 month sentence on good behaviour.

Thanks,

el crushiolo fabuloso

RA APRIL 2023 GOAT NEWS

 As you know I'm inactive from Red Alert at present. An anonymous source has asked me to provide the following updates on the status of the Red Alert Community.

The main news is that Dynamic has lost his spot to Gganbu and Bea5ty. Ggganbu and Bea5ty have been pumping the German 18-pint gestapo lieutenant after the quicklaunch was banned by admins behind the scenes. Any thoughts on this? Mmmm. Maybe no as good without quick launch mmm. BARTFUCKINGSAMA owns all. That is the only comment I have to make on this issue I don't really care about who wins and who loses at the game.

In other news. You all know by now that the man known alternatively as "The Bear" and "The Ogre", aka Lordy, has been permanently banned from Red Alert by the bongcloud mushroom LSD trip admin known as N8Diaz. Diaz was maybe a wee bit too harsh with his punishment and most agree that a week ban would have sufficed after a drunken Lordy called everyone an arab cunt in the lobby and threatened to go to people's houses and decapitate them with a chainsaw or burn them alive. Don't you agree? A week would have been enough ban for this.

Anyway, Lordy's doing just fine as an old pal of his got in touch to offer him a new home:

Thanks for reading!

Crushy Fucking GOD Boo (Fuck all butlers everywhere except Budofuckingwouter the undisputed GOAT butler!)