The Official Red Alert Power Rankings

One of the questions I am asked the most often by casual readers of this blog is "who are the best players in the world?" I'll answer that question and provide an answer to what is universally considered the top 5 in order in both formats of the game at present. 2v2 and 1v1 play kind of differently.

Also I'd like to give a big point and laugh at all other failed bloggers. Many noobs have tried and failed to blog but they give up after a month or 3-4 articles. I'm the only one with any talent at writing and know how to keep you all coming back, hanging on my every word. Special shout-out to the Chilean and Kosovan RA community, my blog has over 1000 unique page views from these countries since its inception, in the demographics section (can provide screenshots if needed) . I never realised my journalism was so damn popular in obscure countries like Chile and Kosovo. Can anyone answer why???

Just for reference, most views come from the USA, with UK 2nd and Germany 3rd. 

Anyway, without further ado, here's the Official current top 5 Power Rankings dated 11th December 2023.


1v1

1. Gganbu

2. Dynamic

3. Bea5ty

4. Hezb

5. Jacob


2v2

1. Gganbu

2. Bea5ty

3. Dynamic

4. Rushy

5. Hezb


Thanks for reading. Keep reading and I'll keep flexing. 

Crush Caesar.

PS Can Maud stop posting gym pics on creepy RA loser discords. Everyone knows the old adage "the bigger the biceps = the smaller the penis". You're fooling no-one buddy.