Well it's time to find out who has been naughty or nice this year. Who is getting their dream present and who is getting a lump of coal. Here's a few Christmas cards from Uncle Crush:
"Dear Lordy
Ya have been a very bad boy this year. Need to wash that mouth out with soap. You are your own worst enemy and cause hurt and destruction to those around you. I wish you the best and maybe the RA prison could be the best thing to ever happen to you. In 2024 you should seek professional help to defeat your issues and demons once and for all. Get help for alcoholism and gambling. Hit the gym hardcore (maybe try hiring a personal trainer, seriously). Try reading the Bible and going to church. 2024 can be alot better year than 2023 but it is all down to you and your mindset"
"Dear Gganbu
Thank you for gracing us with your amazing play this year. Undoubtedly the highest level of RA play seen on CnCNet since Ehy. The way you manhandled an incredibly strong player Dynamic 15-4 on Ladder that month was incredible and you have cemented your legacy as one of the greats of the game. Congratulations on proving your undisputed status as the best player in the world 2023"
"Dear Mr Anonymous
Thank you for being my eyes on the inside. Regular feedback. Sorting out the men from the boys, calling a spade a spade. In 2024 I want to see more BOs set up to fill the very large vacant hole left by Lordy's absence"
"Dear Yuz
Ya are one jammy cunt I am rusty and not able to play 120 hours a week like you anymore. I pump ya silly most of the time."
"Dear rest of CnCNet players (except laggers, butlers and nonces)
Have a wonderful festive period spent with family and friends. Become wise like I have in my old age and realise there's more important things than video games. Put down the keyboard and enjoy yaself. Spread love not hate where possible and I wish you every success in 2024"
Sorry bigD and Maud ya not on the Christmas card list this year.
Great Uncle Crush