Now that it's very clear that Red Alert 1 is in terminal decline after 30 years, it's time to think about how players will be best remembered for their contributions. Thankfully, here at Blog of Boo I am the universal established authority on this issue so I will make it easy and give the facts straight up without any ambiguity. For example I will be remembered as the strongest British RA player who ever lived and a supreme map maker and greatest journalist in the history of the game. This Blog will live on long after we are all gone. So less about me, what about some others ?
Oldpr0 - Will be remembered as the Canadian guy with clear mental health issues who everyone secretly had a soft spot for, even if we all groaned to ourselves when a 2v2 game launched and realised he was our partner.
Lordy - The Bear behaved like an Ogre until he was tamed by Diaz. His legacy will now be known as Diaz's bitch. Yes it's true, Diaz tamed The Bear.
Yuzgen - stamina of a wild mountain ox and the Turkish street fighting guile. But also a sad cunt who spent 2 decades of his life playing Ra, mostly the hjk getting pumped by his sensei, for 14 hours per day.
Robskate - a one-dimensional bore who thinks he's good because he can Q with 8 tanks on small maps but who actually never really developed into a proper all around Red Alert player and who most pros see as a free win when they face him on 2v2.
NastyNate - the biggest pussy in history of Red Alert. Unfulfilled potential. Most people's memory of Nate will be of tragedy and regret. Sad he never got over his insecurities and got in the ring.
Dynamic - an angry German guy who was super jealous of Gganbu being better than him. Will be remembered as being the 2nd best player during the mid 2020s, the death arc era of the game.
Leigh - a funny Scottish troll who loved a bit of the gq and an ore map.
Jacob - a super autistic kid who was a bit naive and inconsistent. Talent for all to see but not really harnessed.
Ad - a prolific butler who liked to try to suck off all the stronger players in the hope they would validate him by carrying him in 2v2s.
Kickn - a strip club bouncer who liked to spunk all his cash on dilfcoin and p4coin and who loved a 10 cy or a V2.
Beast - a nice kid with clear and obvious bipolar disorder who really just needs a hug.
Loads of nonces and circus clowns as well who I'm not going to credit by naming individually.
Thanks for reading!
Bored Boo 😂